The Inventor
Here’s the start to a story I wrote about time travel. I wanted to write a story that could rival LOST when it came to twists and turns, but had explanations that added to the story instead of just answering them to shut people up. Let me know what you think. Thanks for editing this Chase! The story follows David Casio, the inventor of time travel.
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Dr. David Casio’s hands were shaking so severely that he dropped the small scrap of paper he had in his hands. “Good luck” was handwritten in the middle of the yellow notebook paper. Below these words were the numbers 823-8974 underlined twice. He picked it up off the floor of the taxi cab and placed it into his coat’s inner pocket.
“We’re here.” said the driver.
David exited the car and entered the corner building where he would be interviewed on the local news. Large windows allowed the pedestrians outside to view the production live, adding even more to David’s nerves. He wished he hadn’t convinced himself to do this.
“Are you David?” asked a very young, very energetic production assistant.
“I am.” David shook the boy’s hand.
“Follow me!”
Rap I can relate to
Forget you man you’re easy, I’m hot and you’re freezing,
Calm and collected? Nah, you’re control-alt-deleting,
Control-A, backspace, let’s try this again,
The page won’t even go down on you my friend,
Our history? Deleted. Our hatred? Freshly seeded.
Upload that pic of you raging, I got to retweet it…
I don’t know if my Twitter is going to do very well with strings of posts like this…although I do have to admit that bear attack humor IS my specialty. Wait, what is that over in the corner of my room? It’s probably just a shadoOMG ITS AHEARIPOEIAJR-
I don’t know what’s sadder…that I only have 22 followers on Twitter, or the fact that I haven’t removed the porn accounts following me because they make me feel more popular. Anyway, I started using it again so follow if you want!
Poll the audience
Kelsi and I have an important debate: is it weird or not weird to read a book alone at a bar? How about to instead sit alone w/no activity?
If you’re drinking wine and reading (preferably red), you’re an introspective babe.
If you’re drinking whiskey and reading, you’re a tortured badass.
If you’re drinking anything else, I assume you’re just hanging around the bar looking for people to make into skin suits.
When did making people into skin suits get such a bad rap? I mean, it IS formal wear…unlike the German made skin sweatpants that are swamping the market these days…
If you see a comedy writer who’s not wearing a hoodie, or doesn’t have a bunch of sweatshirts, it probably means they’re not actually funny.
–Mindy Kaling (via caseyj)
So THAT’S what I’m doing wrong…I’m glad I can finally take this thing off…so constricting!
Via Casey Johnston!Do yourself a favor and go see Amir in HK3D TONIGHT! We saw it in Austin and it was great. Amir is great in it, of course, but the crazy thing is all the other actors are great as well! The movie was directed by Todd Strauss-Schulson, who directed this CH Classic, so if you liked that, you’ll love HK3D. And if you didn’t like that you can just go see Puss in Boots like a FUCKING LOSER.
So so so proud of my little Andy Bloom! And Schulster kills his first feature film. All around exciting as hell to see my CH family and friends enjoying this kind of success.
In the so-called “CH Family,” I was the pet hamster that kept biting people so dad had to put me outside and let me reenter the wild.
Via so this is happening.
Halloween Costume Ideas
I have narrowed it down to two. Help me decide!
1. Stagehand: A friend of mine and I dress up in all black and carry a piece of furniture, preferably a small table, in and out of rooms.
2. Hypocritical Protestor: Carry around a sign that reads, “Halloween props are immoral!”
