A friend told me he wanted to run for the med school admissions committee. Later that night, I sent this out in an e-mail to the class.
My mother in law has been fighting MS since the early 90’s. I’ve known my wife and her family for over 15 years now so I’ve watched this horrible disease slowly rob her of her physical abilities. She’s a fighter but the disease is winning. My wife and I signed up for this charity walk to raise money for MS research and I hope you’ll donate a few dollars to help out.
1. I reflexively say, “Oof,” when I sit down.
2. There are things I no longer know how to do on Facebook, and I’ve given up on trying to figure out.
3. Jerry Stiller’s Capital One commercials are starting to win me over.
4. I’m still not 100% sure which one Nicki Minaj is.
5. I think of…
If I worked at SNL…
…I’d propose a commercial for a pad company that uses a thick, chunky, red liquid to display their product’s absorbancy instead of that light blue windex-like solution most others use.
morefunthanbeingsad asked: that time travel story is great man, are you going to publish the whole thing?
So far I have the whole story outlined and about 3-4 chapters/sections written out and I’ll release them periodically. I wanted to know what people think so THANK YOU for reading it! I think you will really like how it turns out!
Also, if you don’t mind, reblog it! I’d love to hear what more people think! Anyway, thanks!
Rap I can relate to
Forget you man you’re easy, I’m hot and you’re freezing,
Calm and collected? Nah, you’re control-alt-deleting,
Control-A, backspace, let’s try this again,
The page won’t even go down on you my friend,
Our history? Deleted. Our hatred? Freshly seeded.
Upload that pic of you raging, I got to retweet it…
I don’t know if my Twitter is going to do very well with strings of posts like this…although I do have to admit that bear attack humor IS my specialty. Wait, what is that over in the corner of my room? It’s probably just a shadoOMG ITS AHEARIPOEIAJR-
