December 2008
4 posts
New Study
There’s this study that suggests that the average amount of time you spend pooping in one session is the same amount of time you spend having sex. Lucky for you ladies, I’m severly constipated…call me
I Think I Got Problems
I woke up this morning with a really big smile on my face.
After a couple of minutes of body stretches and thunderous groans, I dug out the few sleep seeds that had embedded themselves in the corners of my eyes.
While blissfully rubbing my eyes, I tried remembering the dream that had made me feel so happy. Was I flying again? No, that wasn’t it. Did I meet someone I always wanted to? ...
She's Pissed
I’m not really sure I’m writing this, maybe I’m still in shock of what happened yesterday, maybe I just think it needs to be told. Either way, it doesn’t really matter.
Last night I went out with a couple of my friends to the bar. Finals are coming up so I decided not to drink that much. After a couple hours of fighting over which Scrubs episode is the best, I went over to my girlfriend’s...