December 2011
5 posts
Rap I can relate to
Forget you man you’re easy, I’m hot and you’re freezing, Calm and collected? Nah, you’re control-alt-deleting, Control-A, backspace, let’s try this again, The page won’t even go down on you my friend, Our history? Deleted. Our hatred? Freshly seeded. Upload that pic of you raging, I got to retweet it…
Poll the audience
cockenblog:
jess-agi:
Kelsi and I have an important debate: is it weird or not weird to read a book alone at a bar? How about to instead sit alone w/no activity?
If you’re drinking wine and reading (preferably red), you’re an introspective babe.
If you’re drinking whiskey and reading, you’re a tortured badass.
If you’re drinking anything else, I assume you’re just hanging around the bar...
“If you see a comedy writer who’s not wearing a hoodie, or doesn’t have a bunch...”
– Mindy Kaling (via caseyj)
So THAT’S what I’m doing wrong…I’m glad I can finally take this thing off…so constricting!