Jason Michaels

“Hey, this is Big Bob from Bob Benson’s Hyundai and do we have a deal for you!  Love red cars?  No?  Well how about blue cars?  Still no?!  Perfect!  I bet our silver selection will do the trick!  Hate it?  So do I!  Yellow?  Green?  Black?  All ugly, you say!  Well, aren’t you lucky that the color won’t matter when you feel the leather underneath your bottom!  Allergic to leather?  Then you HAVE to try our traditional cloth interior!  Afraid it will hold onto pet dander!  Think again!  Still think it does?  You are right! Who cares about interiors and exteriors when we can talk about horsepower!  Our cars have tons of it!  Loud engines make your ears hurt?  We were lying!  Our cars have virtually zero horse powers!  Wait, you were lying about how loud engines hurt your ears?  Touche!  Still though, zero horse powers…

No credit!  No problem!  Just don’t try and buy your car here!

BOB BENSON’s HYUNDAIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!”