Jason Michaels

Kevin Corrigan is a funny guy

I was browsing CollegeHumor when I stumbled upon Kevin Corrigan’s about me.  Funniest thing I’ve read in awhile.

“I’m just an average joe. I wake up every morning, eat a bowl of cereal and go to work. I usually get in around 10 o’clock, check my e-mails and have a bowl of cereal. At 12 o’clock I go to lunch and eat another bowl of cereal. My afternoons are usually filled with meetings, but I always find time to eat a bowl of cereal after each one. I fit in one more bowl of cereal before the end of the day, then go home and celebrate with a bowl of cereal. My favorite way to spend the evening is to relax on the couch with a nice bowl of cereal. By midnight I’m tired, and I have a bowl of cereal before bed, then I go to sleep, have another bowl of cereal, throw up and go to the emergency room.”


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